What to do, what to do.

Rev. Ted Haggard, leader of the 30 million member National Association of Evangelicals, close, personal advisor to President Bush, leader of the fight against same-sex marriage is now an outed, shamed, confessed, hypocrite. Frequenter of a male prostitute and user of methamphetamines.

The Catholic Church admits to tens of thousands of incidents of child molestation committed by priests, bishops, and even Cardinals are accused. . . and that's just within America.

Then there is the Rev. James Swaggart, Jim Bakker, and all of the other lesser known priests of countless churches (and, I presume, mosques and synagogues as well).

The of course there is James Foley: fighting same-sex marriage, fighting porn on the internet, all the while sexually harassing Congressional pages - that is to say, underage boys.

Now, exactly how many crimes have actually been related to rock & roll, violent cartoons.

If you ask me, every copy of the Bible ought to carry a warning label on its cover (in big red letters) stating

"The contents of this book may be harmful to minors and other easily impressed simpletons and should not be read by anyone except in the company of a mature adult."