You Heard it Here First!

Here's a scoop on every single new reporter and editor in the country.

It's the Democrats' fault.

That's right. It's the Democrats' fault. Two days from now, maybe three, that will be the headline.
I guaranty it. I stake all of my worldly goods on it.

Tomorrow the news will be: North Korea Holds Successful Nuclear Test: Wags it's Tongue at USA and Extends an Open Hand to Iran.

Tuesday: It will be Bush's fault. He completely failed to bargain in good faith with the North Koreans. He allowed hard-liners in his administration (read Cheney/Rumsfeld) to sabotage negotiations that administrative (gag) moderates such as Condi Rice thought might bring results.

Wednesday.

Wednesday it will be the Democrats' fault.
North Korea's timing was INTENDED to influence the elections by embarrassing the Republican Party and its President, thereby allowing obstructionist, weak on defense, weak on terror, tax and spend democrats to take over the Congress, thus weakening America's ability to withstand the spread of North Korean hegemony all over southeast asia. etc. etc. etc.


Remember, you heard it here first.

Goodnight, and Good Luck.