"I'm Mad as Hell and I'm Not Going to Take it Anymore!" Remember "Network"? Watch it again real soon; compare today's Cable and TV news. That movie was dead on. Today, Truth, Justice & the American Way are all in peril and I am mad as hell. Here are my cantankerous takes on recent news and politics and other things that go bump in my brain.

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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Where Does He Get His Candy Bars?

You've seen this Milky Way Commercial haven't you?. Some 30something guy with reddish/brownish hair, neatly trimmed beard, stands at the front door. Good-looking woman with black-rimmed glasses says "Good night Neal" and closes the door in his face.

Dejected, poor Neal returns to his car, pulls a Milky Way candy bar from the glove compartment, tears away half the wrapper and out pops . . . a tiny little brunette woman, with a hot bod, a skimpy pink shirt (or is it a negligee?) and an abysmally phony french accent who asks Neal:

"Why so blue panda bear?"
Neal (testily): "Whatever"
Eye candy: "I have a secret for you. . .. You are a buffet of manliness."
Neal & Eye Candy together: laughs.

And then Neal bites her head off.

What message is this supposed to convey? I don't know whether to be amused, mystified or appalled. It certainly does not make me want a Milky Way bar.

But it does make me think Neal's date should thank her lucky stars (yes, it's a pun) that she didn't invite him in.

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