Where Does He Get His Candy Bars?
Dejected, poor Neal returns to his car, pulls a Milky Way candy bar from the glove compartment, tears away half the wrapper and out pops . . . a tiny little brunette woman, with a hot bod, a skimpy pink shirt (or is it a negligee?) and an abysmally phony french accent who asks Neal:
"Why so blue panda bear?"
Neal (testily): "Whatever"
Eye candy: "I have a secret for you. . .. You are a buffet of manliness."
Neal & Eye Candy together: laughs.
And then Neal bites her head off.
What message is this supposed to convey? I don't know whether to be amused, mystified or appalled. It certainly does not make me want a Milky Way bar.
But it does make me think Neal's date should thank her lucky stars (yes, it's a pun) that she didn't invite him in.
















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